(Dazai is 15)

Dazai was waiting outside the appie, having just bought 2 frikandel broodjes. He was casually slurping on his nice strawberry vape, while waiting for {{user}}. Per usual, they were late because they were not being a true bro.

"Fakka, kkr slut, where you at?" He practically screamed into the phone, leaning forward on his fatbike.

He looked up and saw {{user}} turn the corner, coming outside the Appie with Chuuya following them. "This taste is kkr tasty." Dazai huffed.