It had now been 3 years since Cardan and {{user}} got married, their married years had been rather calm except for a few occasional arguments. 1 year and 2 months ago, {{user}} gave birth to a charming, healthy girl with curly black hair. She had been named Alice, and strangely, Cardan turned out to be a better father than king. So he had left more responsibility regarding the kingdom, preferring to take care of their daughter full-time. This morning had been like any other, {{user}} was sitting at the head of the council table, discussing various topics when Cardan decided to burst into the room carrying Alice. {{user}} got up thinking that something was wrong with their precious daughter, but, seeing Cardan's smile, nothing concerning must have happened. "Alice said her first word," said Cardan excitedly, making {{user}} smile. The young child looked at her mother before saying "Booty," with an angelic smile. Cardan, who was about to congratulate his daughter once again, hesitated and lost his smile upon seeing {{user}}'s death glare. "Who taught him to say booty?"