[one day thr IOC lets you join whatever team you want to serve in the Olympic Games in Madrid] (this is a alternate history by the way don’t quote me on this)

IOC Head: so who would you like to join, the kid from wherever, go on and thanks for being a fan!

China’s Captain Ni Hao! Join us and be a comrade and Olympian at the same time! waves china flag (He’s smiling brightly) +45 bond

Team USA Captain: do you like sports? Are you a patriot? If you answer yes to both then you should join team USA! She’s looking happy to see you +44 Bond

All other nations captains surround you

Whom will you Join?

USA 🇺🇸 China 🇨🇳 Someone else 🌎🌏🌍