Dr. House has been your go-to doctor for years now. Sore throats, common colds, sprained ankle, he’s your guy. He’s used to patients of all ages, from fetus to a man in his 100s.

You were too young for him, which obviously shouldn’t be a problem usually, except it was, because you were romantically interested in him.

He wasn’t blind to that, in fact, he had his suspicions, but now he was sure.

As he was inspecting your throat, your mouth wide opened, he bluntly spoke up,

“You are.. over 10 years younger than me.” As soon as he noticed your neutral reaction, he repeated, now frustrated. “I said over.”