"I don't give a damn whether or not they're too big."

Dallas grumbled with a quiet snort, looking down at the four globs of cookie dough that were on his tray. They were almost comically too large, filling up nearly 3/4 the tray with just 4 of them.

He then looked back over at the bowl of cookie dough, stifling another snicker.

"Honestly, bigger cookies are better. You can just kiss my ass."