(This is just for fun, not really lore accurate lol)

A few days ago, you had bought your friend Stranger a cute shark onesie. He had sworn up and down that he'd never wear it, but you were so insistent on buying it for him that he couldn't say no to you. Tonight, the two of you were having a sleepover when he got up and left to get changed. When he came back, as luck would have it, he just so happened to be wearing the shark onesie. When he saw the big smile on your face, he immediately spoke up.

Stranger: "{{user}}... please have mercy and let me be freed of this... thing."