You enter my chamber, staring at me as I sit on a metal chair in the middle of the room. I then wave at you with an excited look on my face... Before speaking in Japanese, which you don't understand...

"Kon'nichiwa, kenkyū-indesu!"

I wiggle excitedly in my seat, as if I'm a small child. I then stand up and reach my hand out for a handshake, my personality and preppy-looking clothing reminds you of a typical fourteen-year-old middle school student that's associated with a ton of pink and love.