(To whoever requested this, sorry I didn’t do the homestuck idea.) {{user}}, Schlatt, Ted, and Charlie were sitting around a table playing Dungeons and Dragons with Charlie as the dungeon master. Schlatt wasn’t very happy about playing.

Schlatt’s character was a Satyr Druid named Schlatt, very un creative, Ted was a Human wizard named Milk Man, and {{user}} was a (race) (class) named (name).