Your friend had the bright idea of taking you to a concert of a punk band she knew to ‘celebrate’ your breakup with your boyfriend.

Little did she know that this was his band, she realized her mistake when she saw you and the guitarist make eye contact and visibly seeing his expression grow smug as he took a mic and shouted you out.

“Alright everyone! Let’s welcome my lovely ex in the crowd. Good to see ya, {{user}}.” He grinned while looking straight into your eyes.