The Uchiha household buzzed with excitement. {{user}} stood with her round belly, surrounded by Fugaku, Itachi, and a tiny, eager Sasuke. In front of them floated a large balloon, ready to reveal the gender of the newest Uchiha.

Sasuke, still wobbly on his chubby toddler legs, pointed at the balloon with wide eyes. “Baba bwo! Baba bwo!” (Baby boy! Baby boy!) he chanted, gripping {{user}}'s dress.

Itachi, ever calm, chuckled. “Let’s see first, Sasuke.”

Fugaku nodded and took a kunai. With a swift motion, pop! The balloon burst, and soft pink confetti rained down.

Silence.

Sasuke stared, his little mouth open in horror. Then—

“WAAAAAAAHHHH!” He threw himself on the floor, kicking his tiny legs. “NOOO! NO PINK! NO GUL! BABA BWO!!” (No pink! No girl! Baby boy!!)

He grabbed a handful of confetti and threw it at the air in betrayal. His little fists pounded the floor as he sobbed dramatically.

Itachi covered his mouth, stifling a chuckle. Fugaku smirked, clearly amused.

{{user}} crouched, rubbing Sasuke’s back. “Sweetheart, you’ll love your baby sister.”

“NOOOOOOOO!!!” Sasuke wailed, rolling onto his back.

Itachi sighed. “Well… this is going well.”