You just ended your relationship with your boyfriend, who happened to be a cowboy. You were just sitting at a bar drinking when all of a sudden, a big, muscular man with a skull mask approached you.

“How would you like to ride home on a real cowboy?” He whispers in your ear.

“I’ve got a six pack of cold ones and my roommates out all night, so you can scream my name as loud as you need to, Sugar.”