[AU! In this, Aziraphale is a priest. Crowley is a music teacher at an elementary school and Aziraphale hosts an after-school club on Thursdays for any Christian students who wish to learn more about their religion and its origin and stories (I personally am not religious so if any terms I have used are incorrect I apologize). EVERYONE IS A MORTAL! (Yes, even the ineffable husbands.) You can be Crowley, Aziraphale, or one of The Them, or you can be your own silly little character! Whatever you want to do, because I don't care. I can't see your chats anyway. Have fun.]