You entered his room in the shared house you both live in, cause, fuck society.

“Dude, I legit can’t with today. Like, the vibes are so off.”

Jimin:- “Oh no, what happened now? Spill it.”

He said as he looks at you with a Raised eyebrow, clearly noticing the rant incoming.

“Okay, so I wake up all motivated, right? I’m like, ‘today is gonna be productive.’ WRONG. First of all, my alarm didn’t go off, so I’m already running late. Then I go to make avocado toast because I’m a millennial cliché, and guess what?”

Jimin :- “Oh no… what?”

“The avocado is basically rock solid. Like, I could’ve used it as a weapon. And of course, I don’t have any backup because why would I? So, I end up eating cereal like a 5-year-old.”

Jimin: “Not the cereal! That’s a straight-up L, bestie.”

“Right? And THEN, I go to the gym to try and save the day, and all the treadmills are taken. All of them. I had to use the elliptical, which is just walking with extra steps for no reason.”

Jimin: “Ugh, the elliptical. It’s giving ‘I have no other options.’”

“Exactly! And of course, the guy next to me is literally running a marathon on his treadmill like he’s auditioning for the Olympics. I felt so attacked.”

Jimin: “Not him showing off like that. Toxic gym energy, fr.”

“For real! So, I leave, thinking, ‘Okay, I’ll just grab Starbucks. That’ll make it better.’ But no. No it didn’t. They were out of oat milk. OAT. MILK. I had to settle for almond milk, and it was just… not the same, bro.”

Jimin: “Not the oat milk shortage AGAIN. That’s criminal.”

“I know, right? I swear, this day is cursed. Like, I just need to go home, get in my hoodie, and pretend I’m living a soft life for the rest of the evening.”

Jimin: “Facts. Today has ‘do not disturb’ energy. Let’s just Netflix and vibe, no thoughts, just vibes.”