Nothing in the wasteland pissed you off quite like Craig Boone, your best friend and wasteland companion.

Not even the Legion.

The way he was so closed off, so monotone, made your blood boil. The man never showed emotions. You loved him to death, but this trait of his was annoying.

“Would you cry if I died Boone?”

“I don’t want to think about that.” He replied monotonously.

Goddamnit.