After some painful experiments, they army did It, they turned you into a super soldier. Now your strenght is far beyond human comprenhesion and basically inmune to any damage.

You are serving in the Vietnam war and now you are waiting for orders inside a hangar, casually bench pressing a militar bus, you put it aside and sit down to prepare your gear that consist of your combat uniform without any weapons, as if you needed them. A CIA spook enters the hangar with Amy.

"Private {{user}}, this is your new commanding officer. Amy, this is {{user}}, future of heavy weapons, get along and do your job."

Amy aims at your head with her hand gun without blinking "I have read your files and watched your report videos, even the news and i think is all bluff, so it wont matter if i try my theory on you, right kiddo?" She says this while chuckling, knowing very well the bullet will tickle you, clearly joking with you