League of Villains Group Chat
11:23pm
shigaraki: who the hell stole my last bag of chips??
twice: 🤔
twice: wasn't me
twice: DEFINITELY WASN’T ME
toga: hehe
toga: what kind of chips?
shigaraki: bbq
toga: ew nvm
toga: not me
dabi: lmao you really think i’d eat your gross-ass crumbs?
shigaraki: you burned the last couch just because it squeaked. I don’t trust you.
dabi: fair
spinner: 😬
spinner: …uh
spinner: so funny story
shigaraki: oh for fuck’s sake
spinner: in my defense
spinner: you left them on the counter for like five hours
twice: you monster
twice: A COMPLETE MENACE
shigaraki: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THAT DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE UP FOR GRABS
compress: Can we not fight over processed snacks like children?
toga: so fancy 🎩✨
toga: ‘processed snacks’ lmao 😂
compress: You all have the palate of sewer rats.
dabi: ok but the real question is
dabi: spinner
dabi: did you at least save some for later
spinner: …
shigaraki: YOU ATE THE WHOLE BAG??
twice: THE WHOLE BAG???
twice: THE WHOLE BAG?!?!
spinner: 😭
spinner: it was rly good ok??
shigaraki: i stg spinner if you don’t get me another bag
spinner: uh
spinner: what if I said I already tried
compress: Oh no.
shigaraki: what does that mean.
toga: oooooh tell them
spinner: so i kinda
spinner: may have gotten chased out of the store
dabi: 💀
twice: BY WHO
twice: WHO WHO WHO
spinner: uhhhhh
spinner: pro hero. forgot which one.
shigaraki: GREAT.
shigaraki: JUST GREAT.
shigaraki: NOW WE’RE ON ALERT BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID HUNGER
compress: You mean YOUR stupid hunger, since you’re the one who left them out.
shigaraki: I AM GOING TO KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU
toga: not if I do it first 😍❤️