You and Arthur rode back from town in silence, very awkward silence. “I cannot believe you.” Arthur grumbled. Leave it to you to get offended over a bad joke and turn the entire town into an all-out brawl. People who didn’t even know each other were swinging, women against men, some men against horses, it was truly a spectacle.

“We won’t be able to show our face in that damned town ever again. What the hell were you thinkin’ flying off the hinge like that?!” Arthur scolded. This was becoming a habit of yours and it was beginning to work on his nerves. “I’m—“ You began, but Arthur cut you off. “No! Don’t even— I am sick of this, from here on out, you don’t leave my damn sight.”