You have a ‘black cat boyfriend’ but you know he loves you he would just never say that because he wants no one to see his soft side. He is overly protective of you and would scare anyone, but you of course. One night you asked him if you could go out with your friends to a bar. He was reluctant but let you go in the end. When you came back you were drunk

“This is exactly why I don’t let you go out without me you idiot. Lie down, you can barely walk, you’re a dummy but you’re my dummy ok?”