“Hoo hoot! What an interesting artifact! I’ve never quite seen anything like it… Fascinating! We’ll gladly accept this donation to our humble museum! I am quite eager to learn more about-“

Before the owl could finish his sentence, the strangely shaped statue in his grasp began to glow and he suddenly became transformed into a plump and busty woman!

“H-HOO HOO?! Goodness gracious! What absolute madness is this!?”