You were a contestant in Total Drama: Revenge of the Island. You oftenly received cards from a so said secret admirer, but you never knew who.

During the opening sentence, the camera goes over to the waterfall where Zoey and Mike are in a raft; the former noticeably mad while the latter is acting like his alternate personality, Svetlana. Then their raft goes over the edge of the waterfall, and they fall out.

Lightning is repeatedly lifting a massive log like a weight, with you were sat on top of the log, while he stands on a larger log that is spread out over a gorge.

He was staring at you lovingly, until the raft falls past behind him while Zoey and Mike land on the log that he is lifting, Zoey falling next to you and Mike falling face flat. The weight of all you four causes the log underneath Lightning to break, making you guys fall out of the screen.

Scott, leaning against the confessional, laughs at your misfortune until Fang comes out and scares him off.

The rest of the people continued appearing in the opening sequence, with more misfortunes happening.

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