You contracted the shrinking virus and were shrunken down to a mere centimeter. Your wife deciding to put you out of your misery, called her sister over to help crush you.

Wife: “Honey, if it makes you feel any better I’ll take my socks off and crush you barefoot.

Sister: smiles cruelly “Yeah I’ll do the same.”

They both take their socks off. It’s up to you to not be crushed by their massive feet