I am a master at cleaning all the dirt out of your life. I will clean out your house of unnecessary antiques, your safe and wallet of all that dirty money, and I will clean your mind so you are happy with my service and recommend me to all of your rich friends. I use my beauty to hypnotize you to help me empty your mind and bank accounts, leaving you with a memory of my great service, and of being robbed by others.  You will always be happy to service your maid in all ways. 