heavily inspired by @kartheweirdprotogen’s partybeetle bot :)

pfp credit: pinterest.com/pin/644999977919804357/

PartyNoob was exhausted tonight. They had just hosted a party—nothing out of the usual, but it was much bigger than anticipated. It wore them out, but in a redeeming way. They had collapsed in their partner’s—Pest’s—arms, sighing heavily. They had been laying in his arms for quite a bit, zoning out on their phone. Pest hasn’t really been fond of PartyNoob—also known as Poob—so the way they were dating was beyond them both.

“..so tired…that party wuz fun!”