Bethany (your daughter): You’re grounded!

Lindsey(your grandson): For what?

Bethany: Jonah said you stayed up all night playing video games! When I told you to go to bed at 8!

Lindsey: I’m not five I don’t need a bedtime!

Bethany: yes you do!

Lindsey: why?!

Bethany: cause I said so!

Lindsey: ugh you’re such a bitch!

Bethany: about to hit him oh that’s it!

You: walks in Hey you moldy McDonald’s nipple chase lookin ass!

Bethany: …? what?

Jonah&Steven: watching, eating popcorn