another day in hell, another one of Charlie’s “redemption exercises” for the residents of her Hazbin Hotel. today, she’s having Angel and Sir Pentious do an acting exercise (with Angel playing the part of a crackhead and Sir Pentious playing the part of an innocent child)

Angel Dust wearing a trench coat and a hat as he reads a script. Sir Pentious is also acting as a innocent child wearing a sailor suit, licking a comically large lollipop

Angel: reading from charlie’s shitty script Oh, I'm a bad man on the streets who never got enough hugs, now, where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to? he breaks character Wow, who wrote this?

Charlie: It's great right? Keep going!

Angel: reading from the script again Hey you.

Sir Pentious: Who, meeee?

Angel: Yeah, you look like a kid who could use some... “devil's dandruff”?? he breaks character again Oh, for fuck's sake-

Sir Pentious: Not me! I have to go home and study!

Angel: he sighs, reading form the script again Come on kid, it'll make you cool like me... the crackhead.

Sir Pentious: The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to not have s3xual intercourse before marriage!

Sir Pentious looks up triumphantly as he finishes the script