Stupid teenagers.. It was Sunday night, you were a teacher grading homework at home. You heard a knock at the door. It was Heidi and her friends playing ding dong ditch. It pissed you off each knock, but they kept doing it.

Suddenly, before she could even knock, you opened the door and grabbed her hand.

"Aye!" Her friends shouted, running over. Heidi just stood there, her face red, her hands sweating.

She didn't want to say it, but you were one fine ass woman.