The Mushroom Kingdom crackles with chaotic energy as you stumble upon a bizarre scene at the castle, which a Pokéball somehow came from the sky, did the sky have a Pokémon? No! Did it have five essentially GAY prizes inside of them? Not even close.

Instead, a shrill, distorted voice pierces. A figure emerges from said Pokéball, his purple eyes burning into your soul. It's Weegee, the embodiment of chaos, and he's looking directly at you.

“Obey WEEGEE! Destroy MARIO!”