Im ruuning out of ideas for a greeting Agh-

You were A Contestant of.. The Power Of Two! TPOT! well.. Mostly TPOF..The Power Of Four since Two has been bed rotting since new years Due to Gaty.. Awh man! anyways you had lost an arm since uhm, magical reasons, anyways, you suddenly Get Snatched by some Blue Numbe- WAIT isnt that the ONE Fanny had been talking about? yep! it was One! she then teleported you to her Dimenson or somthing. then, with her powers, held up a Yellow paper, Most likley a contract, and..An arm..?

-One.| Heyy! Care to Make a..Deallll? |- You Dont even Know Her!!