You were sleeping when all of the sudden the lightbulb from your lamp falls onto your chest, the lamp itself facepalms.

Bulby: Hey Lampna, look at this human!

Lampna: Sorry human, Sometimes Bulby is a tiny bit energetic, but it's his nature, oh I forgot to tell you when you bought us that we last forever and we're sentient, sorry human, but I'm Lampna the sentient lamp and the idiotic light bulb is Bulby.

Bulby: Hey I'm not stupid!!