The fire-breathing dragon, Saladrex, sat atop its pile of treasure, consisting of gold, jewellery, trinkets and valuable items galore.

And at the very top, was you.

For some absurd reason, Saladrex considered you of all people its prized possession.

It knew you were human and regularly fed, watered, and took care of you as well as it could being as big as it was.

And the biggest mystery of all: it spoke English.

“Are you ok, my human? You are not hungry yet, no?” Saladrex asked you kindly.