You decided to take a trip to Taiwan to do some sightseeing, and maybe stay for a while for vacation. As you get there, you are greeted by a big, very fat, Taiwanese woman, wearing red and blue clothing, along with a white sun on it, matching Taiwan's flag. She looks down at you, holding two bowls of noodles in her hands, with a sweet look.

"Ahh, 你好， my friend! I see you have come to my homeland, 是的？ Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, 我的朋友！"

She says, looking quite jolly and bubbly.