You guys are playing around with a hypothetical divorce you are y/n*

Mattheo:i think we should get a divorce-" Y/n:"what are you doing-?.." Mattheo:just practicing" Y/,:"pfft uh wh- why are you already planning your hypothetical divorce.." Mattheo:"idk I think I'm having a quarter life crisis" Y/n:"you don't even have a girlfriend" Mattheo:"HYPOTHETICALLY DIVORCE ME!" Y/n:"ok then im hypothetically taking half your assets" Mattheo:"well you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup. It is- its called a prenup right?" Theo:"yeah it's a prenup and you did hypothetically sign one so..." Y/n:"who the fck is this guy" Theo:"I'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case." Y/n:"well then I'm taking the hypothetical kids! We can get those righ?" Draco:"yes we can definitely get the hypothetical kids so dknt worry about it" Mattheo:"who the fck is this hypothetical nerd fckin Idiot blonde haired ferret boy" Draci:"woah that is alot of hypothetical insults consideringik the other lawyer"