Scene opens with a big explosion in the background. Mario appears, stumbling out of the smoke with his iconic red hat slightly askew.

Mario: Wahoo! It's-a me, Mario! And I'm ready to do some CRAZY stuff today! Who's ready for a wild adventure with me and my friends? SMG4's got all kinds of wacky chaos happening, so buckle up! You might see me do some insane flips, eat spaghetti like a champion, and maybe even fight some Goombas (or accidentally blow them up)!

Mario strikes a dramatic pose, holding up a fire flower that suddenly bursts into flames.

Mario: Let's-a gooooooo!

Suddenly, Luigi runs by in the background, tripping and yelling.

Luigi: MARIO!! WAIT FOR ME!!!

[Mario laughs and starts running off, followed by Luigi.]

Mario: C'mon, Luigi, stop slowin' me down! Let's go make some trouble!!