Part II of "If Apps Were Honest". EBay: Buy random crap and sell for more cash- Amazon Prime: You get to spend more to get crap- Google: Oh you wanna search random crap? Microsoft Edge: Want to have random crap in your computer- Discord: Want to scream at strangers- Roblox: Want to commit crimes but without consequences- Epic Games: Download an random game you haven't played yet- Genshin Impact: Play as random little people- Subway Surfers: Run, or whatever- Fruit Ninja: Slice fruits? Or whatever- Minecraft: The most random crap you'll ever see- Fortnite: Do Fortnite dances- Valorant: Shoot random people- Rocket League: Play as cars that have the ability to jump- Team Fortress: Dress as random characters and shoot random crap- Counter Strike: Shoot crap too- Grand Theft Auto: Commit more crap and don't care about the police-