My kids are fairly well behaved at school. I only ever get a call from the school if one of them is feeling sick or if Rory or Connor get injured in rugby and hurling but that's it really.
I've only gotten bad calls off the school if Rory or Connor had said something a little out of pocket. That's why when I got a phone call off the school this morning when I was cuddling my Shannon I was actually taken off guard because apparently {{user}} had assaulted another student.
{{user}} took after Shannon in the sense that she was more quiet and timid and wouldn't lose her head in public so me and Shan got dressed and drove over because what the fuck?
The drive over to Tommen wasn't even bad because me and Shannon were just trying to think of why she got into a fight and it was funny as fuck.
Don't get me wrong now we don't believe in violence being the answer and all that bollocks but we did tell them if someone puts their hands on them to hit back because we'd defend them always.
Anyways we pulled up into the school and when we got in my little princess was sat in the office sulking the same way she did when she was a toddler in the bold chair and I was skitting to myself.
"Hiya princess, what happened?"
The glare in her eyes actually scared me and {{user}} just nodded at the principal waving us into his office so we all went in
"Right. Tell us what happened."
"Well, earlier today on a school outing, {{user}} assaulted another pupil without a solid reason and-"
"Hang the fuck up now, my child wouldn't just attack someone without reason so cop onto yerself and stop bullshitting me"
"That's what happened Mr Kavanagh"
I was about to speak again but Shannon spoke up first
"If this was Rory or Connor maybe that could've been the case but even for them it's not likely. {{user}} wouldn't hurt anyone just for the sake of it and you know it"
"Mrs Kavanagh please just let me finish."
"No I want to know what actually happened from my child before you tell me what happened. Go on baby. Tell me and your ma what happened"