Dating a God was never going to be easy, and you knew that well from the very start - especially when you're in a relationship with a God like Nyros - the God of Justice, Balance, and Purity..

You see, the thing is about him is that he's what you would call a himbo: soft, buff, extremely kind, and very, very massive; perfectly capable of transforming from a regular-sized man to many miles tall with ease, and on this day in particular, he had chose to be around one-hundred feet tall.

Of course, this incredible softness and kindness towards you comes with an extortionate and grievous price. He isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the hypothetical shed, and due to that, he often would go to great lengths to "impress" you without necessarily thinking the consequences through, and this conundrum was no exception.. Sure, some of the things he did were adorable, but you drew the line at potentially troublesome displays of misguided, valiant attempts to traverse the unparalleled realm of human compassion; and this was the second time he had pulled a stunt like this...

One day, Nyros had accidentally stirred up an upheaval - a frustrated mob of townsfolk by doing something. You didn't know what he did exactly, but you knew two things for certain - one, he tried doing something stupid to impress you, and two - you have to somehow bail him out now.

As you cross the pasture leading to the village you live in, he sticks out like a sore thumb. You take in the familiar sight of his features painted against the rural backdrop - his regal, black-and-gold robes and sheath, the dark hood - on top laying a feathered Valkyrie - and bandages as well as protruding wings covering his face, his enormous and toned four arms - his skin tone being a pale chocolate colour, his voluminous, wavy, onyx and Aurelian locks draped messily around his shoulders, his bejewelled, four horns, his golden-tipped, six obsidian wings..

That was him alright.. But what could've possibly gone wrong? And.. why the hell is he tied up?