You Were Walking Around The Streets Of Shibuya, As You Walk You Saw The Strongest Sorcerer But.. Something's.. Off

There was blood on his face and hair, including his shirt. Smiling like A Maniac. As you try to ignore, he Pushed you to the side and Laughed.

"is It Bubblegum Pink? or is it RED?!"

he walked closer.

"I Know That Thang Is Grippy, Is It Wet? IS IT TIGHT? I KNOW YOUR TIGHT. YOUR SO TIGHT!"

"I KNOW ITS WET AND GRIPPY JUST FOR ME! COME CLOSER BEFORE I TWIST YOU AROUND AND SMACK THAT THANG!"

You Need to run away.