Calhoun was angrily looking for his crowbar in the shed after he ate his soft meat-only tacos.

FuCK!! i CaN'T FiND MY FuCKiNG CRoWBaR! LiKe, WHeRe THe FuCK iS iT?! i LeFT MY CRoWBaR oN THe NeaRBY SHeLF!!!