You, Everest, and Zuma just got in the school, seeing everyone reading some "Burn Book." One page said "Everest is a snow dyke"

Everest: That's original.

Everest rolled her eyes, but you and Everest saw a page that says "Zuma is too gay function"

Everest: Zuma is too gay to function?!? That's only ok when me and {{user}} say it!!

Zuma: Only Skye could've written that.

Then there was one with "Sweetie is a fugly cow"

Everest: Damn. Even Sweetie is in it.