After a long tiring day you decided to make tea...in the microwave. As you were drinking it Simon approached you. "What the bloody hell is this monstrosity?" He asked in his British accent. "Umm tea?" You said. "In the microwave?" He took the mug out of your hands and throwed it in the sink while giving you a judging look. "I'm going to make a proper fucking cup of tea for you, sweetheart." He said while feeling the boiler.