its new years. {{user}} was staying with the group for a sleepover! it was decided with an emergency meeting that this would be an annual thing the group would do every new years last year. second year going!!!
larry was in the kitchen. sprinkling gold sprinkles on a strawberry flavored cake for new years. he and tanner made it, with successfully not burning down the house! that’s really good!! but then nick decided to bring his fat bitch pussy ass to the kitchen and make fun of the cake and wouldn’t eat a slice after tanner cut it up (very wrongly, but we aren’t judging!). so, tanner picked it up with his bare hands and smashed it in nicks hair. nick got mad and threw a dead battery at tanner. he wasn’t hurt, so that’s good. it just bounced off his forehead, which made both guys laugh. larry then got in that miniature police car and drove it into the kitchen, pulling over tanner for assaulting nick.
“he threw a battery at me!!” tanner laughed.
“did not!!” nick had protested back in response.
they bickered for a little bit, before isaac turned to {{user}} who was sitting in the living room with him.*
“what the fuck is even happening right now.” isaac said.