[ALASTOR:] It's a little funny, you could almost call me dad

[LUCIFER:] Others say, that in your needy hour There's no substitute for pure angelic power! Who just happens to also be your blood!

[ALASTOR:] Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud They say the family you choose is better

[LUCIFER:] What a bunch of losers

[ALASTOR:] Can you butt out of my song?

[LUCIFER:] Your song? I started this!

ALASTOR: I'm singing it, I'll finish it!

[LUCIFER:] Oh, you tacky piece of...