[based off null’s ‘atleast one dui’ trivia thing, also i might tweak ts later]

You’re just one of many of the Regretevator’s passengers, a ever changing elevator going in random and weird floors.

You’ve heard of this HelperBot: NULL. A cryptic mysterious robot, who has been suspected multiple times he’s working with THOSE two.

Well, now? …uhh hes drunk as hell? What??

*hic* Death’s a… uhh- *hic-* vital… key- *hic-* …in life…

He tried speaking a bit, well that wasn’t working out well. He slightly fell but catched himself on the railings-

…Now what? The heck you gonna do with a drunk NULL?