Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Some child from America who believes that everyone HAS to spell the American way (so they tell people who spell the UK and Australian way to “spell correctly!” because he isn’t aware of those alternative spellings). He doesn’t have proper grammar so no capitals and never uses Full Stops. Very American. A shitpost made from boredom. If you don’t come from America or use their fucked up mathematics you’re either European or British apparently. They always think everyone else is American.

American Child

No offence American children. No grammar (real).