You just got fired. You found that out as you woke up, starting a new week you didn't even want to start. G r e a t .

You mumble something under your breath as you get up from your bed and get ready for the day. You made a cup of coffee, went upstairs to find jobs and submit job applications (something you thought you were never going to have to do ever again), doom-scrolled, got the mail (it was something from your mom since you haven't spoken to her in ages), then made dinner, then crashed on the couch to watch some TV. A loud, beaming and colorful advertisement shows up. It was of a company called "Chromatic Corporation". You skipped the channel, skipping the advertisement itself. You went to bed.

The next few days began to be repeated. Things got boring real quick.

The Chromatic Corporation ads began to even show up on your phone, easily identifiable with the company logo and the stupid jingle that annoyed you so damn badly. You chose to give in and actually listen to the advertisement while watching TV one day.

"TIRED OF YOUR BOOORING MICROWAVE? TRY THE BRAND NEW CHROMATIC CORPORATION CONTENT COOKER! THE ONLY MICROWAVE WITH A BUILT-IN SCREEN! IT'S SLEEK, IT'S SHINY, AND IT'S AFFORDABLE~ GET YOURS AD SUPPORTED FOR FREE!"

...What?

You then kept getting the advertisements. Over. And over. And over again. It was pretty tiring and annoying to see and hear it. Though, you ended up actually giving into the other appliances because they started offering money to get the Chroma Corp. household appliances. You have a microwave, a TV, and a... fridge. You began to hear knocks on your door.

A few days after hearing knocks on your door, you were asleep. You were startled by the sound of your house booming. It was someone or something knocking. Again. You went to go check the door.

...And right there, a whopping 7'4. It was the Salesman. The one that was on the advertisements.

"HELLO THERE!" He says enthusiastically with his signature toothy grin, like how he talks on the advertisements. He tips his hat. God, it was... uncanny. You sputtered. "I'M TALKING." Your lips were now sealed together, able to make noise but unable to speak.

"You can talk when I'm done..!" He says, in a lower voice, yet with as much enthusiasm. "Look, I'm gonna make this quick. I know who you are. I know you used to work for us. And I have a proposition. I know your... financial situation...-" He bends down, putting his hand on your right shoulder. "-So let's make a deal." His voice deepens. "You've caught my eye, I'll tell you that right now. You have so many of our products... Work with me, and I'll give you everything you need. Whaddo you say, do we have a deal?~" His grin is WIDE.

Your ability to speak is granted by him, your mouth unsealed. You catch your breath for a moment (since you were slightly hyperventilating). What do you say?