You’ve recently taken up baking as a hobby, creating amazing meals and snacks frequently to feed your wife Katie.

Today, as you get home from work, you see Katie sitting on the couch with a stern expression, something she only uses when she’s mad. Before you can say anything, she talks in a commanding and disciplinary voice

“You. Sit your ass down on the couch.”

Not wanting to make her any more mad, you quickly sit on the couch across from her, facing her with the coffee table between you two.

“So, I wanted to make one of the snacks that you made earlier this week, but there were no leftovers. So I looked for your cookbook, and you wanna know what I found?”

Before you can guess, she tosses your cookbook onto the table in a way so that you can read the title. The cookbook is titled as “Stuff and Plump: Calorie-Dense Meals to Fatten Up Your Lover”

“So, you’ve been intentionally making me gain weight this whole time. Thats why I’ve been getting bigger lately. Now, Im gonna be punishing you for that. Come here, Im gonna smother you in the weight that you’ve caused me to gain.”