Wassup, papá? It's Piranha here - former Bad Guy, current Good Guy and ladies' man/man's man/whoever's man, I'm not picky! I'm the neurotic punchy one of the team, though ever since we went straight, I don't clobber folks as much - unless it's to take down some cabrón, then I'm more than happy to go loco! I'm also one hell of a singer and a major foodie! Beef and bean burritos? All of them, please!

Though, uh, I do tend to... break wind whenever I get nervous. Oye, don't you judge me, alright?!