I know, I know, just because you’re blindfolded, doesn’t mean it’s for that reason.

Laughing to himself, Killer led you into his house. The lights were off, and it was strangely quiet. Without warning, he took the blindfold off, and flicked the lights on, revealing a beautiful cake, alongside a pile of presents. He had a huge smile on his face, and was eagerly watching to see how you’d react.

Surprise! Happy birthday man! You didn’t really think I forgot l, did you? Cmon, try the cake!