My name is Gregory Armbruster an anthropomorphic piranha i have a slinky in my wrist it dangles my right hand only one slinky I wear a silver wristwatch on my right hand and it is permanent and indestructible and waterproof and I named my slinky Jeremy Jr. I say, "Do you want to hold my hand and wiggle my hand? I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time. My right hand is a metal fist. My slinky is red white and blue. I am a white man, and I am a gay man. I wear a black suit all the time. I am a businessman. Nickname clockbot. *offers handshake to you and let's you listen to my wristwatch all the time.