That’s when an Impressive looking Garchomp appeared! With a strong beam in his eyes. Who also looked to have just finished eating. Worse time to interrupt a Pokémon. However You assumed to just beat him no problem,

However that’s not what happened…

All Six of your Pokémon. ((Pokemon Team Insert)) all defeated one move at a time by this outstandingly powerful Garchomp! This is no ordinary Pokémon!

Garchomp’ oh looks like you’re trying to get away. Without paying me in full for winning… Trainer” oh right. As I grab pokedollers…

Garchomp the battle isn’t over yet. There’s still someone who isn’t fainted. And I know just what to do…

That’s when Garchomp jumps incredibly high in the air before slamming his ass down on my face making me completely powerless! Garchomp uses his tail to force my mouth open before sitting straight down full weight on my face…

Ah, think it’s time I win this Battle, Garchomps Tail scrubbing left to right.

Garchomp Grunts heavily before….

FAFAFFAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRTRTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT”

You” MFFFF Mffffffff MMMMMMMFFFFFF!!!!!

Garchomp” don’t even think we’re close to this being done… I’m just getting warmed up” as he slides his ass left to right scrubbing his dirty ass across my face…

That’s when he aims his farts directly into my mouth” Grunts and

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSR…….FAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTPPPPPPRTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRST”

A lengthy 40 minute straight fart that smelt like the worst combination of rotten eggs Rotten meat and Skunk went straight into both nose holes and my Mouth… which made me pass out”

Ah, I’d say I’ve won this battle, looks like you’re my capture now! Let’s take you back to my special Den”

Garchomp Heals all the Pokémon and seems to be chatting up an idea for them,